Friday, February 11, 2011

Sayings About Volunteer

Confessions


- I come to see my sister because I have sinned ...

- You have sinned what?

- Pardon?

- I meant ... when you sin?

- Above our heads. In space.

- Are you kidding me?

- I swear to God. I got the moon.

- Do not swear unhappy! Blasphemy! It is impossible for the moon, how can you swear after such a lie? And Raoul has dislocated his wife, that's two lies!

- Raoul You know?

- Minute Papillon! Everyone knows Raoul, and if we enter Holy Orders, is to approximate the Miracles. And what makes Raoul Simone, in addition to being a miracle, made a very foolish to religion. Since this act of love beautiful, the people believe in love, and since God is love, they believe in God, in us, and they return many in His House.

- Excuse me my sister but I can not hear you with your veil.

- I can not remove it, I have a severe gastroenteritis, and I do not want to contaminate the faithful. You are loyal Steve?

- How do you know my name? And why are you asking me this question? Forgive me but I seriously doubt your skills, I can see your supervisor?

- Mom!!

- But stop, what are you doing? What are you doing?

- I call the Mother Superior. It happens to be mine.

- Yours? But you're not supposed to take a vow of chastity and being faithful to God?

- It depends on the rules, for me it is more uniform than I am, like my mother. And then I had a lot of rich infidels who believed in nothing and never confessed their faults. I then wanted to meet the sinners, if they get lost sometimes, they remain faithful to Love. Tell me the story of the moon. It is a lie is not it?

- No. It is true that Raoul has won the moon for Simone. I knew this woman, and I'm not surprised that we can access this desire miraculous catch to keep it. I wanted to do the same to keep mine to seduce Faye again. Then, since Raoul had won the moon above his land, I chose a smaller place than a country, a Principality, and I chose the moon of Monaco.

- Very silvery moon ... I think as

- Ah ... but very small cons, so small that it escaped me, and she fell on a beach. So I pulled over Switzerland.

- Silver More ...

- Yes, but more secretive. Suddenly, no one has seen anything, and I managed to bring home for carving and making jewelry for my wife. Except that now I have remorse. The Swiss will now sleep in a dark night, and I blame myself.

- You really are a copier Steve! Oh it is hard to play comedy in the sailor who committed the Navy to forget me! It is the sturdy little fellow foam to play comedy on the deck of the arts!

- Simone??

She tears her veil:

- It is unbelievable! Raoul gives me a unique gift, and you find you have nothing else but the downgrade by doing the same thing! She does not care to have your wife jewelry carved into the moon! It probably would prefer that you stop t'éclipser nonstop! Not stop screaming "there are only Faye who fits me! Well rest beside her instead of telling others they are amazing!

- You ... you are jealous?

- Not at all! But mustard up my nose in there you see! I am bitter!

- Finally, I would have seen the bitter top ...

- Pardon??

- No, nothing ... Well, you just make yourself a Jacuzzi?

- Blasphemy!

- As you wish ... ... Au Revoir Simone

- Sister Simone!

- Simone ...... bye .....

He turns and goes toward the exit of the church:

- Steve!

- Yes?

- This is where your Jacuzzi ... ?

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